"Awwwwe fuck!” Kelly yelled as her car stalled. 

This is the second time this week that her car stalled. She knew that she had to get it fixed, but she didn’t have the money. The mechanic won’t take payments and she doesn’t have a credit card. 

Kelly got out of the car and lifted the hood. For the life of her, she couldn’t figure out what was wrong with the car. It wasn’t smoking, it didn’t make any funny sounds. There wasn’t even a faint
odour or anything that caught her eye.

“I don’t know what the fuck I am going to do.” She said looking under the hood.
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In my counselling practice, I often hear the question, “How do I end a relationship without hurting someone’s feelings?” Whether it’s a romantic relationship or a friendship, ending it gracefully is generally a challenge. 

The problem arises because so many people see it as a reflection of their worth when someone doesn’t want to be with them. “If I was good enough, this person would want to be with me, so there must be something wrong with me.” 

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Perverted? Or just creative?

For a long time we at the Erotic Print Society thought that fetishistic sex was not for us. That sex was best left ‘plain and simple’. But gradually we have come to appreciate the huge variety in the many different (and fascinating) sexual proclivities of others. Though we might draw the line at physically taking part in some of these obsessive acts, we find them enormously stimulating to daydream about.

DARK SEX represents the finest collection of 20th Century fetish photography ever assembled. Mostly recording sexual deviation of huge diversity from before the last war, it once more contradicts, with knobs on, Larkin’s view that sex was only invented in 1963.

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Men in part of India could face up to three years in jail if they are caught drinking without written permission from their wives.

The proposal is part of a women’s empowerment campaign in Bihar, reports the Mid-day newspaper.

The Bihar Women’s Commission says it would liberate women from the mental torture of their men returning home after drinking heavily and ‘creating scenes’.

The proposed new law is in a 78-page report produced by the BWC which has now been submitted to state Chief Minister Rabri Devi.

It argues that wives and children are the worst victims of male-alcoholism and there should be legislation to protect them.

“Women must be empowered to save themselves from their drunk men who torture them bodily and mentally. A three-year jail term would be an ideal threat perception for wine-zealots,” the report added

The Chief Minister’s office described the move as ‘a revolutionary step’

Source:Ananova

A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks,
“How long before I can get a haircut?”

The barber looks around the shop and says,
“About 2 hours.”

The guy leaves.
A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks,
“How long before I can get a haircut?”

The barber looks around at the shop full of customers and says,
“About 3 hours.”

The guy leaves.
A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks,
“How long before I can get a haircut?”

The barber looks around the shop and says,
“About an hour and a half.”

The guy leaves.
The barber who is intrigued by this time, looks over at a friend in the shop and says,
“Hey, Bill. Do me a favor man, follow that guy and see where he goes.”

A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asks,
“Bill, where did he go when he left here?”

Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says…. “Your house.”

It’s here, it’s there, it’s everywhere!
Natural Noodling has spread like jam over the whole of the UK .

Is Online Dating Starting a New Sexual Revolution?

As I was working on my web site the other day, the news came on the TV with a report about online dating and casual sex.

The theory is that online dating is causing an increase in people engaging in casual sex - a so-called new sexual revolution.

Sure, some people are using the net to find partners for discreet affairs and intimate encounters. These same people could just be going out and picking someone up in a bar or a club. I think that they are being a little bit safer doing it on the net.

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